Количество артистов: 43,846 Количество текстов песен: 642,600
Количество артистов: 43,846 Количество текстов песен: 642,600
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Артист: Dane CookНазвание : Slip `N` BleedДанные: текст песни / слова песни Жанры : comedy stand-up funny stand-up comedy humor Видео:
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We never had a pool, right. So one summer, I remember. My dad, to make me happy. You know I was bummed out cause we didn`t have the pool. So one summer he bought us this thing. It was yellow, you layed it on the lawn, sprayed it with the water, run across. Slip n` Slide. Yeah. Would of been fun if dad checked for rocks before he layed it down! Slip n` Bleed from the aaaaanus they shoulda called this ride. I was like watch this Ma! *slide* *scream* NOOO! *scream* Yeah... Luckily I was wearing that pad. *applause* I like that one. You don`t have to. This is for me. I was a weird kid man. I had some troubles. I had some problems man. I had some PROB-LEMS. | Похожие исполнители:
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