Happy New Year

<br>MARK<br>Pan to the padlocked door. New Year`s rocking eve. The<br>breaking-back-into-the-building party...<br>MIMI<br>How long til next year?<br><br>ROGER<br>Three and half minutes...<br><br>MIMI<br>I`m Giving Up My Vices<br>I`m Going Back - Back To School<br>Eviction Or Not<br>This Week`s Been So Hot<br>That Long As I`ve Got You<br>I Know I`ll Be Cool<br><br>I Couldn`t Crack The Love Code, Dear<br>`Til You Made The Lock On My Heart<br>Explode<br>It`s Gonna Be A Happy New Year<br>A Happy New Year<br><br>MARK<br>Coast Is Clear<br>You`re Supposed To Be Working<br>That`s For Midnight<br>Where Are They?<br>There Isn`t Much Time<br><br>MIMI<br>Maybe They`re Dressing<br>I Mean What Does One Wear That`s<br>Apropos<br>For A Party - That`s Also A Crime<br><br>MAUREEN<br>Chips, Anyone?<br><br>MARK<br>You Can Take The Girl Out Of Hicksville<br>But You Can`t Take The Hickville Out<br>Of The Girl<br><br>MAUREEN<br>My Riot Got You On TV<br>I Deserve A Royalty<br><br>MIMI<br>Be Good You Two<br>Or No God Awful Champagne<br><br>MAUREEN<br>Don`t Mind If I Do<br>No Luck?<br><br>ROGER<br>Bolted Plywood, Padlocked With A<br>Chain<br>A Total Dead End<br><br>MAUREEN<br>Just Like My Ex-Girlfriend<br><br>(on cellular phone)<br>Honey...?<br>I Know You`re There...<br>Please Pick Up The Phone<br>Are You Okay?<br><br>It`s Not Funny<br>It`s Not Fair<br>How Can I Atone?<br>Are You Okay?<br><br>I Lose Control<br>But I Can Learn To Behave<br>Give Me One More Chance<br>Let Me Be Your Slave<br><br>I`ll Kiss Your Doc Martens<br>Let Me Kiss Your Doc Martens<br>Your Every Wish I Will Obey<br><br>(Joanne enters)<br><br>JOANNE<br>That Might Be Okay<br>Down Girl<br>Heel...Stay<br><br>I Did A Bit Of Research<br>With My Friends At Legal Aid<br>Technically, You`re Squatters<br>There`s Hope<br>But Just In Case<br><br>MARK & JOANNE<br>Rope!<br><br>MARK<br>We Can Hoist A Line--<br><br>JOANNE<br>To The Fire Escape--<br><br>MARK<br>And Tie Off At<br><br>MARK & JOANNE<br>That Bench!<br><br>MAUREEN<br>I Can`t Take Them As Chums<br><br>JOANNE<br>Start Hoisting...Wench<br><br>ROGER<br>I Think I Should Be Laughing<br>Yet I Forget<br>Forget How To Begin<br><br>I`m Feeling Something Inside<br>And Yet I Still Can`t DecideBIf I Should Hide<br>Or Make A Wide Open Grin<br><br>Last Week I Wanted Just To Disappear<br>My Life Was Dust<br>But Now It Just May Be A Happy New Year<br>A Happy New Year<br><br>(Collins enters with Angel)<br><br>COLLINS<br>Bond - James Bond<br><br>ANGEL<br>And Pussy Galore - In Person<br><br>MIMI<br>Pussy - You Came Prepared<br><br>ANGEL<br>I Was A Boy Scout Once<br>And A Brownie<br>`Til Some Little Brat Got Scared<br><br>COLLINS<br>Aha! Moneypenny - My Martini!<br><br>MIMI<br>Will Bad Champagne Do?<br><br>ROGER<br>That`s Shaken - Not Stirred<br><br>COLLINS<br>Pussy - The Bolts<br><br>ANGEL<br>Just Say The Word!<br><br>MIMI<br>Two Minutes Left To Execute Our Plan<br><br>COLLINS<br>Where`s Everyone Else?<br><br>ROGER<br>Playing Spiderman<br><br>MARK<br>Ironic Close Up: Tight<br>On The Phone Machine`s Red Light<br>Once The Boho Boys Are Gone<br>The Power Mysteriously Comes On