La Vie Boheme
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<br>RESTAURANT MAN<br>No Please No<br>Not Tonight Please No<br>Mister - Can`t You Go -<br>Not Tonight - Can`t Have A Scene<br>ROGER<br>What?<br><br>RESTAURANT MAN<br>Go, Please Go;<br>You - Hello, Sir-<br>I Said No<br>Important Customer<br><br>MARK<br>What Am I - Just A Blur?<br><br>RESTAURANT MAN<br>You Sit All Night - You Never Buy!<br><br>MARK<br>That`s A Lie - That`s A Lie<br>I Had A Tea The Other Day<br><br>RESTAURANT MAN<br>You Couldn`t Pay<br><br>MARK<br>Oh Yeah<br><br>COLLINGS<br>Benjamin Coffin III--Here?<br><br>RESTAURANT MAN<br>Oh No!<br><br>ALL<br>Wine & Beer!<br><br>MAUREEN<br>The Enemy Of Avenue A<br>We`ll Stay<br><br>RESTAURANT MAN<br>Oiy Vey!<br><br>COLLINS<br>What Brings The Mogul In His Own Mind<br>To The Life Cafe?<br><br>BENNY<br>I Would Like To Propose A Toast<br>To Maureen`s Noble Try<br>It Went Well<br><br>MAUREEN<br>Go To Hell<br><br>BENNY<br>Was The Yuppie Scum Stomped<br>Not Counting The Homeless<br>How Many Tickets Weren`t Comp`ed<br><br>ROGER<br>Why Did Muffy--<br><br>BENNY<br>Alison<br><br>ROGER<br>Miss The Show?<br><br>BENNY<br>There Was A Death In The Family<br>If You Must Know<br><br>ANGEL<br>Who Died?<br><br>BENNY<br>Our Akita<br><br>BENNY, MARK, ANGEL, COLLINS<br>Evita<br><br>BENNY<br>Mimi - I`m Surprised<br>A Bright And Charming Girl Like You<br>Hangs Out With These Slackers<br>(Who Don`t Adhere To Deals)<br><br>They Make Fun - Yet I`m The One<br>Attempting To Do Some Good<br>Or Do You Really Want A Neighborhood<br>Where People Piss On Your Stoop Every<br>Night?<br><br>Bohemia, Bohemia`s<br>A Fallacy In Your Head<br>This Is Calcutta<br>Bohemia Is Dead<br><br>MARK<br>Dearly Beloved We Gather Here To Say<br>Our Goodbyes<br><br>COLLINS & ROGER<br>Dies Irae - Dies Illa<br>Kyrie Eleison<br>Yitgadal V` Yitkadash (etc.)<br><br>MARK<br>Here She Lies<br>No On Knew Her Worth<br>The Late Great Daughter Of Mother Earth<br>On This Night When We Celebrate The Birth<br>In That Little Town Of Bethlehem<br>We Raise Our Glass - You Bet Your Ass To -<br>La Vie Boheme<br><br>ALL<br>La Vie Boheme<br>La Vie Boheme<br>La Vie Boheme<br>La Vie Boheme<br><br>MARK<br>To Days Of Inspiration,<br>Playing Hookey, Making Something<br>Out Of Nothing, The Need<br>To Express -<br>To Communicate,<br>To Going Against The Grain,<br>Going Insane,<br>Going Mad<br><br>To Loving Tension, No Pension<br>To More Than One Dimension,<br>To Starving For Attention,<br>Hating Convention, Hating<br>Pretension,<br>Not To Mention Of Course,<br>Hating Dear Old Mom And Dad<br><br>To Riding Your Bike,<br>Midday Past The Three<br>Piece Suits-<br>To Fruits - To No Absolutes-<br>To Absolut - To Choice-<br>To The Village Voice-<br>To Any Passing Fad<br><br>To Being An Us - For Once-<br>Instead Of A Them-<br><br>ALL<br>La Vie Boheme<br>La Vie Boheme<br><br>MAUREEN<br>Is The Equipment In A Pyramid?<br><br>JOANNE<br>It Is, Maureen<br><br>MAUREEN<br>The Mixer Doesn`t Have A Case<br>Don`t Give Me That Face<br><br>MR. GREY<br>Ahhemm<br><br>MAUREEN<br>Hey Mister-She`s My Sister<br><br>RESTAURANT MAN<br>So That`s Five Miso Soup, Four<br>Seaweed Salad<br>Three Soy Burger Dinner, Two Tofu<br>Dog Platter<br>And One Pasta With Meatless Balls<br><br>A BOY<br>Ugh<br><br>COLLINS<br>It Tastes The Same<br><br>MIMI<br>If You Close Your Eyes<br><br>RESTAURANT MAN<br>An Thirteen Orders Of Fries<br>Is That It Here?<br><br>ALL<br>Wine & Beer!<br><br>MIMI & ANGEL<br>To Hand-Crafted Beers Made In<br>Local Breweries<br>To Yoga, To Yogurt, To Rice And<br>Beans And Cheese<br>To Leather, To Dildos<br>To Curry Vindaloo<br>To Huevos Rancheros And Maya Angelou<br><br>MAUREEN & COLLINS<br>Emotion Devotion, To Causing A<br>Commotion,<br>Creation, Vacation<br><br>MARK<br>Mucho Masturbation<br><br>MAUREEN & COLLINS<br>Compassion, To Fashion, To Passion<br>When It`s New<br><br>COLLINS<br>To Sontag<br><br>ANGEL<br>To Sondheim<br><br>FOUR PEOPLE<br>To Anything Taboo<br><br>COLLINS & ROGER<br>Ginsberg, Dylan, Cunningham And Cage<br><br>COLLINS<br>Lenny Bruce<br><br>ROGER<br>Langston Hughes<br><br>MAUREEN<br>To The Stage<br><br>PERSON #1<br>To Uta<br><br>PERSON #2<br>To Buddha<br><br>PERSON #3<br>Pablo Neruda, Too<br><br>MARK & MIMI<br>Why Dorothy And Toto Went Over The<br>Rainbow<br>To Blow Off Auntie Em<br><br>ALL<br>La Vie Boheme<br><br>MAUREEN<br>And Wipe The Speakers Off Before<br>You Pack<br><br>JOANNE<br>Yes, Maureen<br><br>MAUREEN<br>Well - Hurry Back<br><br>MR. GREY<br>Sisters?<br><br>MAUREEN<br>We`re Close<br><br>ANGEL, COLLINS, MAUREEN, MARK, MR. GREY<br>Brothers!<br><br>MARK, ANGEL, MIMI & THREE OTHERS<br>Bisexuals, Trisexuals, Homo Sapiens<br>Carcinogens, Hallucinogens, Men,<br>Pee Wee Herman<br>German Wine, Turpentine, Gertrude Stein<br>Antonioni, Bertolucci, Kurosawa<br>Carmina Burana<br><br>ALL<br>To Apathy, To Entropy, To Empathy, Ecstasy<br>Vaclav Havel - The Sex Pistols, 8BC<br>To No Shame - Never Playing The<br>Fame Game<br><br>COLLINS<br>To Marijuana<br><br>ALL<br>To Sodomy<br>It`s Between God And Me<br>To S & M<br><br>BENNY<br>Waiter...Waiter...Waiter<br><br>ALL<br>La Vie Boheme<br><br>COLLINS<br>In honor of the death of bohemia and impromtu<br>salon will commence immediately following<br>dinner... Mimi Marquez, clad only in bubble wrap,<br>will perform her famous lawn chair-handcuff<br>dance to the sounds of iced tea being stirred.<br><br>ROGER<br>Mark Cohen will preview his new documentary about<br>his inability to hold an erection on high holy days.<br><br>MARK<br>Maureen Johnson, back from her spectacular<br>one-night engagement at the eleventh street<br>lot, will sing native american tribal chants<br>backwards through her vocoder, while<br>accompanying herself on the electric cello-<br>which she has never studied.<br><br>BENNY<br>Your New Boyfriend Doesn`t Know<br>About Us<br><br>MIMI<br>There`s Nothing To Know<br><br>BENNY<br>Don`t You Think That We Should Discuss --<br><br>MIMI<br>It Was Three Months Ago<br><br>BENNY<br>He Doesn`t Act Like He`s With You<br><br>MIMI<br>We`re Taking It Slow<br><br>BENNY<br>Where Is He Now?<br><br>MIMI<br>He`s Right -- Hmm<br><br>BENNY<br>Uh Huh<br><br>MIMI<br>Where`d He Go?<br><br>MARK<br>Roger will attempt to write a bittersweet,<br>evocative song<br><br>(Roger picks up a guiter and plays)<br><br>MARK<br>That Doesn`t Remind Us Of `Musetta`s<br>Waltz`<br><br>COLLINS<br>Angel Dumott Schunard Will Model The<br>Latest Fall Fashions From Paris While<br>Accompanying Herself On The 10 Gallon<br>Plastic Pickle Tub<br><br>ANGEL<br>And Collins Will Recount his Exploits<br>As An Anarchist - Including The Tale Of<br>His Successful Reprogramming Of The<br>M.I.T. Virtual Reality Equipment To Self-<br>Destruct, As It Broadcast The Words.<br><br>ALL<br>`Actual Reality - Act Up - Fight AIDS`<br><br>BENNY<br>Check!!<br><br>MIMI<br>Excuse Me - Did I Do Something Wrong?<br>I Get Invited - Then Ignored - All Night Long<br><br>ROGER<br>I`ve Been Trying - I`m Not Lying<br>No One`s Perfect, I`ve Got Baggage<br><br>MIMI<br>Life`s Too Short - Babe - Time Is Flying<br>I`m Looking For Baggage That Goes<br>With Mine<br><br>ROGER<br>I Should Tell You--<br><br>MIMI<br>I`ve Got Baggage Too<br><br>ROGER<br>I Should Tell You--<br><br>BOTH<br>Baggage - Wine--<br><br>OTHERS<br>And Beer!<br><br>MIMI<br>AZT Break<br><br>ROGER<br>You?<br><br>MIMI<br>Me. You?<br><br>ROGER<br>Mimi