Количество артистов: 43,846 Количество текстов песен: 642,600
Количество артистов: 43,846 Количество текстов песен: 642,600
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Артист: Cledus T. JuddНазвание : Cledus Don`t Stop Eatin` for Nuthin`Данные: текст песни / слова песни Жанры : country comedy modern country parody contemporary country Видео:
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Parody of Mama DOn`t Get Dressed Up For Nothing by Brooks & Dunn (Kix Brooks/Don Cook/Ronnie Dunn, Sony/ATV Tunes L.L.C. dba Cross Keys Publishing/Showbilly Music New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd (I stopped here due to the album details stopped here...but I knew Cledus would have been listed in there...so I just left him) She said a "hey plow boy done ate half a cow And I still can hear your big old belly growl" So I steamed up a fresh heap of broccoli for you You`ve got calories to burn and some pounds to lose Well you can bring that broccoli with squirrel and dumplings Cause Cledus don`t stop eatin` for nuthin` She said "I`ve cooked non-stop in this house for weeks Time to get your big butt up on somewhere`s else to eat" So I`ve been down to Shoney`s four times today I hit the Sizzler and the Quincy`s they were on the way I `bout blowed out my colon from buffet jumpin Cause Cledus don`t stop a-eatin` for nuthin` If you like love handles and big old buns I`ve pounds of passion and tons of fun I look like Flabio in my king-cab truck To look like Brooks and Dunn I need a tummy tuck YUUUUUCK We got to find a little place where I can eat some more Before I start rollin` on this hardwood floor Heck down to Hooters break out the wings Then make a run down to the border I`m an eatin` machine Fire up the stove and keep the fat clams comin Cause Cledus don`t stop eatin for nuthin` If it`s all you can eat then you`ll see me runnin Cause Cledus don`t stop eatin for nuthin` Tell Richard Simmons he can kiss my (bump-kin ???) Cause Cledus don`t stop eatin for nuthin` Make my pies pumpkin And my donuts Dunkin Cause Cledus don`t stop… | Похожие исполнители:
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