Cledus` Christmas Ball

<br>Jim Beavers-Brett Beavers-Mike Waldron <br>Skronk Bonk Tunes adnim by MCS Music America Inc. (BMI)/Sony/ATV Songs LLC a/b/a Tree Publishing Company (BMI)/Barefoot Tacks Publishing (ASCAP)<br><br>SANTA<br>HO HO HO HO HO<br>hohohohohohoho<br>And what do you want for Christmas little Sam?<br><br>SAM<br>I want the Billy Gilman action figure<br><br>SANTA<br>What about you Suzie?<br><br>SUZIE<br>I want the Grand Old Opry nativity scene<br><br>SANTA<br>And what about you Cledus?<br><br>CLEDUS<br>Well Santa<br>It`s not what I want.<br>It`s what I want to give...<br><br>It`s Christmastime in Nashville for country singers one and all<br>I`m going to give a right nutty party<br>It`s Cledus` Christmas Ball<br><br>I sent out the invitations<br>Heck I even rented out the hall<br>And I`ve got a big SACK full of presents<br><br>Male CHORUS<br>Cledus` Christmas ball...<br><br>Dolly Parton brought two JUGS<br>(*wolf whistle*)<br>Of wine everyone admired<br>Montgomery Gentry spiked the eggnog<br><br>Female chorus<br>Chestnut`s roasting on an open fire<br><br>Somebody get Mark off of there<br><br>Ah the twin fiddles are playing`<br>And it`s a sewingin` time for all<br>YEE HAW<br>Everybody`s dancin` around<br><br>Male CHORUS<br>Cledus` Christmas ball<br>HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO<br><br>Shania`a under the mistletoe<br>And that line was slap down the hall<br>Boy I hope she enjoys kissin`<br><br>Male CHORUS<br>Cledus` Christmas ball<br><br>Willie Nelson`s homemade brownies<br>Brought us all good cheer<br>Garth retired early again<br><br>CHORUS<br>But he`ll be back next year<br><br>You can count on THAT<br><br>The party`s dyin` down now<br>So here`s my present to you all<br>haha <br>Come check out MY package<br><br>Male CHORUS<br>Cledus` Christmas ball<br><br>It`s a little bitty piece of me to you<br><br>Male CHORUS<br>Cledus` Christmas ball<br><br>CHORUS<br>It`s an ornament for your Christmas tree<br>Cledus` Christmas<br>:Ball<br>:<br>:SUZIE<br>:Hey<br>:That`s not Santa<br>:<br>: CTJ<br>:SHHHH<br>:<br>:SUZIE<br>:That`s Kenny Rogers<br>:The Gambler<br>:<br>:CTJ<br>:Hush yer mouth<br><br>Merry Christmas from Cledus T. Judd<br><br>HO HO HO