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Артист: Cledus T. JuddНазвание : Cledus Went Down To FloridaДанные: текст песни / слова песни Жанры : country comedy modern country parody contemporary country Видео:
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Parody of The Devil Went Down To Georgia by Charlie Daniels Band (J. Crain/C. Daniels/W.Hayward/J. Marshall) Cabin Fever Music (BMI). New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd and Chris Clark, La-Po Music (BMI)/Chris Clark Publishing Designee. Cledus went down to Florida, he was lookin` for a car to steal He was in a bind, ten payments behind, so the bank repo`d his wheels When he came across this old man down at Jalopy`s Used Car Lot Then Cledus jumped up on the top of one and said, "Feller, let me tell ya what Now I`m not gon` be proud of the deed I`m `bout to do Well, no time to spare, I gotta be somewhere, so I`m gonna steal a car from you Now I`ve seen you`re selection here, and I admit the pickins are few I know the Pinto`s gold, but consider it stoled, `cause I got a show to do." The man said, "My name`s Jalopy," as he gave an evil grin `Cause he knew that car wouldn`t get too far `fore the motor blew up again Cledus you better hit the road if you`re gonna be a star The show`s way up in Georgia, and you`re op`nin up for Garth You`re future`s ridin` on this shiny Pinto painted gold And if you`re late it`s Jeff Foxworthy`s show Oh gosh! A pinto my foot. It drives more like a horse and buggy. Dern! Cledus said, "No way in heck he`s gonna op`m up that show." Then fire flew from the manifold as his right front tire blowed Then he pushed that wreck across the street, `n man was Cledus tissed And he tried `n tried to start `er up, but it sounded somethin` like this .......Come on,...come on,...oh gosh! I`m in a mess. What am I gonna do? My one big shot for Garth Brooks. Aw-hehe-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo, oh dern it! When Cledus opened up the hood, he said, "I`ll be a son of a gun!" And it didn`t take long to figure out why the heck it wouldn`t run Fire from the engine, lots of smoke He can already hear them redneck jokes Dadblamed oilpan layn` in the road Will he make the show? Heck no, heck no! Ho-ho. (whistle) Taxi, Greyhound, yeller cab, somebody! I`ll show him a redneck. He`ll have a red neck when I get my hands around his throat. I`m sick of it. Cledus shook his head as he watched Foxworthy`s show And he heard him joke of how he passed a burnin` old Pinto Then later on, Garth told Cledus, "You`ll never get the chance again." As he gave the check to that derned redneck who drove a Mercedes Benz He said, "Tough break big guy. Before I go, Would ya like to hear another redneck joke? Did you know I got my own t.v. show?" Well, does anybody watch it? No, heck no! Well, you might be a redneck if your momma and daddy catches ya out behind the barn whippin` Jeff Foxworthy for talkin` about rednecks all time. Ah shoot, I`m jes kiddin` Jeff. I wished I could be your best friend. Do you like me? I`d love to be on your t.v. show. Come here to me! | Похожие исполнители:
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