Don`t Mess With America

<br>Parody of &quot;Only In America by Brooks &amp; Dunn (Kix Brooks/Don Cook/Ronnie Rogers)<br>New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd/Chris &quot;P. Cream&quot; Clark<br><br>(U-S-A CHANT)<br><br>They never should have messed with New York City<br>Kha ha They don`t want none of old Uncle Sam<br>We stare right in the face of terror<br>And you know Lady Liberty still stands<br>With F-15s and our special forces<br>God bless everyone we sent<br>To defend freedom and our nation<br>And thank goodness Bush is our President...<br><br>CHORUS I<br>Don`t mess with America <br>Or we`ll beat you red, white, and blue...<br>Don`t mess with America<br>That`s the last thing that you want to do...<br>You already had your chance<br>Now we`re going to kick your a(bleep)s...<br>Don`t mess with America...<br><br>Bin Laden`s going down like a White House intern <br>(Cledus - spoken: Kind of sounded like Ronnie Dunn...didn`t I?)<br>And while we`re at it let`s get that nut Hussein...<br>When the threat of evil is finally silenced<br>You`ll hear how loud freedom can ring...<br><br>They started something we`re gonna finish<br>(George W. Bush: Those people who knocked these buildings down will hear all of us soon…)<br>And we won`t rest until that day<br>(GWB: We will not tire. We will not falter, and we will not fail.)<br>Everywhere you look you see them flags flying<br>(U-S-A CHANT)<br>(GWB: God bless America)<br>And what that stands for...ha ha...they can`t take that away<br>(GWB: My fellow Americans, let`s roll...)<br><br>CHORUS II<br>Don`t mess with America<br>Or we`ll beat you red, white, and blue...<br>Don`t mess with America<br>Bin Laden I`d hate to be you...<br>You don`t stand a chance<br>We`re going to open up a can of Whoop-a(bleep)s<br>Don`t mess with America...<br><br>I said<br>DON`T (bleep) with America<br>You`re over there and preaching about a holy war...<br>DON`T (bleep) with America<br>Ha! You`re gonna be full of holes when one of them Navy Seals finds ya…<br>DON`T (bleep) with America<br>And by the way get a beard trim.<br><br>(U-S-A CHANT)