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Cledus T. Judd

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It`s A Great Day To Be A Guy (Parody It`

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(Cledus T. Judd/Christopher Clark/Rich Fagan/Darin Gardner)

"Mm, mm, mm, mm. You know I`m really gonna miss you, sugar britches."
"I`m gonna miss you too, bub."
"Now I`m only gonna be gone a few days but now there is a few things I need you to do while I`m gone."
"Oh, I figured there`s somethin`!"
"Oh, quit complainin`.
All you gotta do is cut the grass, wash the car, trim the hedges, paint the fence, clean the pool, give the dog a bath, defrost the fridge, clean out the garage, sweep the chimney, and I`ll see you on Monday. I love you boogie, boogie."
"I love you too. An` don`t you worry `bout me. I`ll be just fine."

I`ve got my socks dryin` in the microwave,
Hair on my back I don`t plan to shave.
I`ve got the house to myself while the wife`s away.
I`ll be rockin` all night!

Yeah, I think I`ll drink me an ice cold brew.
Lounge in my boxers like I used to do.
There`ll be no Ally McBeal on the tube, no,
I`ll be watchin` the fight.

Well, it`s a great day to be a guy,
Played cards with my buddies until sunrise,
You know, I never thought that my neighbor would,
Be sunbathing topless, Lord, she sure looks good!

I caught a 10 pound bass out on the lake;
Played 18 holes with my best friend, Jake.
Best ball I hit was when I stepped on a rake,
Oh, well it wasn`t too bright.

Now I look in the fridge an` what do I see?
Last night`s pizza starin` back at me.
Pepperoni and anchovies:
What a beautiful sight.

Well, it`s a great day to be a guy,
Buck naked in my lawn chair swattin` at flies.
Got some hot dogs on the charcoal grill.
I don`t wanna burn my weiners but I probably will.

That fried boloney and cheese macaroni,
Tasted good this afternoon.
But now I`m passin` some serious gas and,
I might have to leave the room.
Pee - hee!

Well, I might go get me a new hairdo.
Spend a couple hours in a tanning booth.
Might even get me a gold front tooth.
Whoa,hah,yeah!!

And it`s a great day to be a guy,
But when my wife gets home, she`s gonna tan my hide.
I`ll be hung over but a lookin` good,
From a week of reliving my bachelorhood.
It`s a great day to be a guy,
But another week of this and I`d probably die.
I tend to party harder than I should,
When my wife`s not here to make me be good!
Yeah hoo!

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